attitude counts for a lot of things
Posted: September 28, 2011 Filed under: inward stare, pig out, pool & billiards, pool & billiards accessories, postaweek2011 | Tags: inward stare, pig out, pool & billiards, pool & billiards accessories, postaweek2011 4 Comments »mah ferrow blogger omg’s fundraising is still going on. she has the magic rack and shot pad for sale (go to omg’s homepage and look for the links on the top right corner), as well as her handmade keychains and t-shirts. you buy now!
also, i had a little craving last week that i took care of. a little back story on that. years ago my asian friendishes took me out to eat. in an effort to broaden my gastronomical horizons, we would try other types of asian food on top of the big three asian cuisines (chinese, japanese, & korean). so one day we hit up a thai restaurant and i was immediately hooked; needless to say, we started going to thai restaurants as well as our normal digs. (vietnamese grub was also added to our program.) during one of those trips to get thai grubs, i was a little tired of my usual stuff and wanted to order something different. browsing the menu, i spotted this thing called “tom yum noodles”. well, i like noodles, so i gave that a try. all i remember was that i couldn’t make up my mind on whether i liked it or not; however, i was already addicted. i just didn’t realize it then. several bowls of the noodle over the course of a few weeks later, i now can’t get enough of that good stuff.
compared to vietnamese pho, the noodles inside the tom yum noodle dish is somewhat similar to the pho noodles––they both appear to be rice noodles but with different texture. they’re both noodle soup of course, but that’s where the similarities end. the vietnamese pho (at least the ones i’ve had) is a subtle and nuanced dish–light in taste, but with a multitude of flavors and fragrances in each bowl. it’s almost floral in scent. the thai tom yum noodle, on the other hand, is a dish with bold flavors: savoriness, sourness, sweetness, and spiciness all in the soup. (is that even possible?!) you can adjust the soup with different condiments to your liking, but i typically leave it alone and eat it with pickled chili peppers. each shop kind of has its own take on the dish, but you’ll probably find chicken, pork, beef, shrimp, or any combination of the above. the soup is topped with crushed peanuts and (i think) tiny fried garlic bits. i’ll tell ya, that stuff is magic in muggy weather when you have the appetite of a gnat. get the tom yum noodle and your appetite will magically return. no joke. don’t believe me? here’s proof.
go get yourself some.
oh, there’s also the boat noodle dish i’ve been meaning to try but never did. that’s next on my list.
one more tidbit before we move on. i was exchanging comments with the intrepid mr. feiman of pooldawg fame, and he informed me that the kamui chalk is an ongoing development, meaning the kamui chalks for sale is not the final formula. apparently, the “0.98″ on the chalk is the version number of development, like windows 7 or OS X. i’ll just say that i’m very happy that i passed on the chance to get one; i’d kick myself if i found out i bought an experimental formula chalk after spending 30 bucks on one cube. anyway, on with the show.
i’m sure the phrase “attitude is everything” rests in most people’s book of clichés, and rightly so. it is an overused phrase. however, in pool & billiards, that phrase is actually worthy of attention. for the sake of illustration, allow me to write about a couple of people i’ve seen at the pool hall.
let’s talk about the first gent i’ll call t rap. now t rap is a decent player; not great, but a decent shot. if you play him, you’ll have to pay attention and not pick stupid shots, because he can get out if you sell out. over the years t rap has gotten better; what prevents him from actually making the kind of progress he’s capable of is his attitude. i’m not quite sure what his problem is, but t rap just whines incessantly. the man cannot stop. he’ll whine about the game he makes with his opponent. he’ll whine about the opponent. the rack. the temperature. the audience. basically everything and anything but himself. also, t rap moves around during matches like a monkey on meth, which is distracting to say the least. and did i mention that t rap likes to talk nonstop during a match? i once witnessed t rap talking nonstop directly to his opponent. now that’s just rude. in fact, t-rap has developed such a reputation that he has become the target of quite a bit of ridicule, and the punchline for many jokes.
sometimes people tell me that i should practice with t rap for table time; it’d be a good workout, they say. but after repeatedly watching what he does, i just can’t muster up any interest whatsoever. i don’t mind a spirited practice session, mind you; i just don’t want to deal with people whose main passion in life is to complaint about everything. i mean, i realize that i should play with all different types of players to better my game, but d~* it, i just don’t feel like wasting my precious table time dealing with a b~*fest. am i wrong?
let’s turn the page to young buck. young buck also plays frequently at the pool hall. however, that’s where the similarity ends. now young buck is pretty new to the game, but he is pretty much a model citizen. he’s polite, has an insatiable appetite to learn, is quietly competitive, and very respectful at the table. on top of all that, young buck is a patient soul; he is the type that will practice one drill for hours on end. i’ve seen him practice the stop-shot drill for an entire session of three to four hours, not exactly the funnest activity on earth. (in fact, it’s probably one of the most boring things you can do with pool.) now t rap shoots much better than young buck, but buck’s attitude more than makes up for his skill level. if you’re a serious billiard coach (kee kee, a secret plug), young buck would be the dream student you’d always want to get.
you can pretty much guess who has my respect.
there is one thing i don’t understand with people who complaint incessantly. why do they play at all, if everything about the game bugs them? it’s utterly illogical. if a hobby bugs me so much, i’d go find another hobby. am i wrong in thinking that a hobby should be fun and make you happy, or is that an erroneous thought?
anyway, from time to time i practice with young buck. i always have fun, the games are always competitive and enjoyable, and i leave with a smile on my face. then i watch t rap on another table, hopping around and talking endlessly to himself or his opponent. i can only shake my head and laugh to myself.
pool should never be that painful. we each can define what pool can be. for me, i like to make pool fun.
lastly, a little math comic from spiked math. i cheated and read the comments to figure out the joke.

picking and choosing with the one you trust
Posted: September 14, 2011 Filed under: pool & billiards, pool & billiards accessories | Tags: pool & billiards, pool & billiards accessories 4 Comments »if you’re looking for a decent rack, omg has a limited number of magic racks for sale, as well as her usual keychains and t-shirts. (to buy the magic rack, go to omg’s blog and look for magic rack’s paypal link on the upper right hand corner of the home page.) the magic rack works pretty well, especially if the table consistently racks s~*y and you’re tired of trying to tap the balls into place. the sales link to the magic rack was still up the last time i checked, so i’m guessing she still has some left. you buy now!
maybe i’m the last one to know, but the price for the kamui chalk at seybert’s has gone up. it is now $27.95, and they don’t have it in stock (of course). the retail price is now $30, according to the chalk’s facebook page. so for the price of four kamui chalks, you can buy a box of 50 blue diamonds with some cash left, or 720 master chalks (again with leftover change). seriously, this kamui chalk thing is out of control. for me, chalks are consumables, meaning they wear out and need to be replaced periodically. although blue diamonds are expensive, they do a great job, wear out slowly, and won’t break the bank, even at around $4 a cube. i chalk pretty frequently, and i just can’t bring myself to buy the kamui for $30 knowing it is a consumable. i think i’ll stick with the blue diamonds for awhile. anyway, moving on.
cues are a basic tool for pool players. without a cue, you cannot play the game of pool. now if you’re skilled enough, cue choice will mean nothing to you; you’ll be able to pick up a crappy house cue and run a few racks with it. (just ask busti). if you’re not a demigod but a lesser-skilled mortal, then a choice cue may help you play better. (notice i said “help you play better”, not “will make you play better”.) based on my own personal experience, a good cue will provide a solid hit and provide feedback about the collision to your hand, then to your brain. your brain will store that info away for future analyses and comparison. since that info is very much interpretive in nature, it is difficult to have only one cue for everybody. as a result, the market offers multiple types of cues available for players of different styles and abilities.
unfortunately for those who enjoy shortcuts, you have to go out and hit with many different combinations of cues, shafts, and tips to figure out exactly what will suit your style of play. (basically, this means no short cuts.) should i spend some good cash on that szamboti? perhaps a fancy new tad with a predator shaft? what will happen if i stick a sniper tip on there? the combination goes on and on. there are literally tens of thousands of combinations out there, and testing all those combinations is literally an impossible task, since most players don’t play professionally. so what to do?
well, i think the process starts off with the player’s character. lemme ‘splain. the player has to be as genuine as respectful as possible. this way, he or she will be able to make some honest friends who will steer them the right way. of course, you should always be on guard for scam artists who will sell your granny for a buck. if someone is trying to sell you something, that’s a warning sign. be very careful around that person.
anyway, after you have some good, honest friends, ask to hit with their cues. it goes without saying that you should treat their equipments with respect. don’t bang the frigging table and balls with their cues, and don’t slam it down; treat their stuff like your own newborn baby. with the proper attitude in mind, put each cue through the paces by hitting some different shots, e.g., center ball, spin, draw, etc. really pay attention to what each cue feels like in your hand. then ask yourself if you like the hit of each cue. now file all that info away.
if your friend has four cues, and you like all their hits, chances are that you and your friend have similar tastes in cues/shafts/tips, or a certain combination of the three. in the future, if your friend tells you that a cue hits good, then it may be worth your time to check the cue out, since you both have similar tastes in cues. conversely, if you hated every single one of those cues, be honest but respectful with that information. when your friend tells you that a cue hits good, then you know that cue probably isn’t for you. the more people you know, the more you’ll be exposed to different types of cues. if you’re nice enough a person, you can approach strangers also and ask to hit with their cues. this can backfire of course, so ask only if you take rejection well.
there’s of course cue shops you can go to check out different cues. if you do, again be respectful of their merchandise and don’t abuse their cues when you test them out. if you like the shop, build up a rapport with the owner/manager so you can do business in the future. if you have a good relationship with a shop, you’re more likely to get honest advice as well as possible discounts. also, once the shop people get to know your preference in cues and tips, they’ll likely steer you the right way when new products come out.
because of today’s marketplace, hitting with every single cue out there is simply not feasible. with the help of some friends, you can narrow down the choices by getting some hands-on eval. but be careful around people who are pompous ashholes or really rough on the equipment; they will ding up/abuse people’s cue and not say a word of apology. in that case, don’t ask to shoot with their cues, and don’t let them touch your stuff. you can be friendly, but you should not be a fool.
maybe we’re really like strangers passing one another on a moonless night
Posted: September 7, 2011 Filed under: inward stare, pig out, pool & billiards, pool & billiards accessories, pool & billiards reviews, random thoughts | Tags: inward stare, pig out, pool & billiards, pool & billiards accessories, pool & billiards reviews, random thoughts 10 Comments »the weather lately has been unpredictable. yesterday was unbearably hot, and today promises another descent into the furnace. not much to do except to survive it, i guess. so to my fellow californians, drink plenty of iced water, try to stay cool, and be safe. if you drive, don’t be stingy and turn on your ac. better that than a heat stroke.
this past weekend i was in dire need for nourishment, so i went with this delectable option.
that’s a bowl of beef noodle soup, or pho in the original language. here in socal, pho is a staple of asian cuisine, along with other famous asian dishes like fried rice and sushi. i’ll just say that the healing power of pho is phenomenal; it’s the perfect blend of spices, meat, soup, noodles, and veggies all in one bowl. anthony bourdain loves this stuff. people say that the ones in vietnam are wayyy better, but vietnam is like a few thousand miles away, and i like the local version just fine. when i get the chance, i’ll sample the authentic pho. until then, i’ll go with the ones i can find around the neighborhood.
before we begin, just want to briefly mention a chalk comparison. a while ago i tried and reviewed the nir super professional chalk. after comparing the nir to its sister product, the blue diamond chalk, i have concluded that the blue diamond works much better than its kin. granted, the super pro is a good chalk, but the bd just sticks to the tip better, and doesn’t make a big mess. plus, the bd chalk has a much finer grain than the super pro; the little dust that comes off the bd when you chalk looks almost mist like. the dust from the super pro, in contrast, seems heavier and drops to the ground faster than the dust from bd. so for me, i’ll stick with the blue diamonds because they are (to me) a better product. my impression: master chalk/triangle chalk = average, nir super pro = good, blue diamond = better. when i get enough change from my panhandling gig, i may pony up for that magical kamui crack powder chalk and give it a spin. (my fellow bloggers ms. omgwtf and mr. frerking both reviewed the kamui chalk some time ago; check it out if you like.) that is assuming i can find any in stock. and now, back to our regularly scheduled broadcast.
i previously wrote this post about something completely different. after reading through it a number of times, i didn’t think the post said what i wanted to say. so i decided to change the whole thing and do a little personal narrative. after all, picking on myself is more instructive.
it’s hard to make friends at the pool hall.
i think that at the pool hall, it’s easy to make acquaintances. if you have been going to a pool hall for some time, you will probably have a bunch of them, and that’s just the natural progression of frequenting any business. at the pool hall, you’re likely to get to know the counter person, the regulars who play there, players you practice with, people you buy and sell pool equipments to and from, and hustlers and gamblers trying to make a game. but for me, i can’t say that i have friends at the pool hall. i think that at pool halls, there is a basic element of distrust, which create an atmosphere not friendship-inducing.
of course, i’m talking strictly about myself. when i say friends, i’m referring to a specific definition of my own choosing. simply put, it’s who i share with. for example, when i have a great day, i don’t call acquaintances to celebrate; i don’t know these people well enough to have their phone numbers. instead, i call up my friends for some good old revelry and grubs. if i have had a terrible day, that too is reserved for my friends. joy, pain, meals, drinks, company–in some ways, my friendship is defined through sharing.
at the pool hall though (and i suspect in many other areas of life), we have many different people with many different ideas of what a friendship should be. some are content at the surface level: a shallow and loosely-defined type of friendship. others view friendship as an ever-changing set of alliances due to switch any second depending on what is happening, or what is perceived to be happening. and there are the loners who don’t feel the need to know anyone, except maybe a small handful of people.
looking back on my pool days, out of the hundreds of people i’ve met, i had made exactly one friend. a shocking statistic to me, when i think about it. so now you know my bias.
in a previous post i touched on the subject of “limited purpose venue”, or lpv. the reason i look at pool halls as a limited purpose venue is because to me, there isn’t a lot to do at the pool hall except to play pool. since i believe that i’m more likely to make acquaintances at a pool hall than friends, i focus on pool when i go. i rarely eat at the pool hall. sometimes i’ll buy a soft drink, but that’s about it as far as my tab goes. for me, pool halls are a true lpv, because the social aspect is fleeting at best, the owner has put the disco plan on halt, and the steakhouse inside the pool hall is not forthcoming. the only constant thing at a pool hall is pool.
when i see the people at the pool hall hanging out with one another, i can’t help but think certain questions. do they share meals with one another? do they share stories and jokes and private laments? do they care about one another as i do with my friends? am i just socially inept and thus incapable of making friends? and most important of all, do i actually want to make friends with people at the pool hall? i say the last statement without an ounce of snobbery. i’m not looking down at the people at the pool hall; it’s simply a flat question i ask myself. we all do it when we meet new people: do i want to be friends with that person? so please don’t take it the wrong way.
the answer to my questions is that i don’t have an answer, just like i don’t have answers to most of life’s questions. which is apropos, because pool is often a microcosm of life. and since i don’t have answers to my questions, i will remain a poolriah, looking from outside in.






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