*cue exotic tribal music from NatGeo*
[announcer with french accent] deep in zee serengeti of seattletu, we weetneez zee rare footage of two pool players engaging in a courtship ritual.
*cue wild animal noises with conga drum beat*
[announcer continues] noteece zee body language, zee close proximity of zee two players . . . zee exchanging of glances . . . oui . . . it is zee exotic courtship ritual of two pool players in looovvvee, mon ami . . .
congratulations ms. samm diep and mr. marc vidal, for becoming mr. and mrs. vidal!!!!! you crazy lovebirds!!!!!